That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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