How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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