Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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