I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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