I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
