First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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