Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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