She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
be right there i have to get my cape
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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