What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
