Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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