ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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