I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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