Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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