Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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