Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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