I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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