So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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