East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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