did you get engaged???
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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