Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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