question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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