Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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