Life is so much better after having sex.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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