Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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