I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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