i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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