So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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