Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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