This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Never let your siblings swipe right.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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