I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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