would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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