Already got asked if we're dating
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Still dying that you shit outside
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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