That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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