god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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