Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
