i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize