He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
not ubering you a puppy
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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