i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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