Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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