Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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