im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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