i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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