Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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