just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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