I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i just had sex bonerless
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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