you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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