Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
