If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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