i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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