I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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