shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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