Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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