Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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