Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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