Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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