Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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